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Test your Lebanese English!=

Abou el Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in English about any interesting encounter that happened to him. So he wrote the following in a classic translation from Arabic to English :

Fr= om some 2 months 3, I recognized a girl in the head of = Beirut. She was other look, like the mo= on! Burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if ther= e is space and it appeared that she is interested. The first day I talked her on= her phone and the second day she invited me on the lunch. I asked her "what you kitchenized?" she same "some of h= is mothers yoghurt on the walking". I liked the project and before I arri= ved to her, I went to the milker and bought some la= dies arms and some "eat and say thank you".  She opened me the do= or (destroy her house what beautiful) and when she saw the handsome in my hand= she said "yiiii!, your hand be safe, why you t= orture yourself, my uncle?" while we are eating, rang the doorbell.

She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her: Who is this animal?"

Sh= e said "not your entry". I knew straight he wanted to problemize it. 

He= said "my eye on you and on him, I will count god not create you". I sa= id "look, my head does not carry me, break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up, huh! Go pave the sea and bleach my face now". 

Th= e man felt on his blood and left the room. In the truth, he poisoned my body very much. But the girl gave breakfast to my nerves.

She said  "don't carry worry, my life don't carry worry, put your han= ds in cold water".

I = told her "like my foot, tell me, are you empty tonight?

Sh= e said "yes, I emptify myself for you. I told her " thank you my love, you are very digestible"

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