Abou Abed waz asked by hiz instructor 2 write an essay in English about
 
any intrestin' thin' dat happened recently wiz him. So he wrote in a
classical translation from Arabic 2 English:
From some 2 monthz 3 (min chahrein , tleteh),
i recognized a gurl in da tooth of elephant (Sin l Fil).
She waz other look (ghayr shekel) & like da moon !!(mitel l amar),
burn her relegion wut beautiful (7ere2 dina shou 7elweh).
I tried 2 touch her pulse (dessela nabata) 2 c if there iz space & it
appeared dat she'z intrested.
Da 1st day i talked her on da phone & da 2nd day she invited me on da
lunch.
I asked her: "wut u kitchenized?" (shou tabkha).
She said: "Some of Hiz Mother'z Yoghurt on da walkin "(shwayet Laban b Emo
3al meche). I liked her project & b4 i arrived 2 her ,i went 2 da Milker
(Al 7eleb) &
bought some Lady's Arm (znoud el set) &
some "Eat & Say 10x" (kol w shkor).
She opened me da door & when she saw da handsome(l 7elo) in my hand she
said:
"yiiiiiiiiiiiii!! ur handz b safe(salem dayetak) y torture urself my
uncle?!(leh m3azab 7alak ya 3ame).
While we r eatin',rang da doorbell (da2l jarass).
She opened da door & entered her old bf,he asked:"who iz he?!".
She said:"not ur entry(ma dakhalak)".
I knew straight he wanted 2 problemize it ( 3refet deghre ino bado
ymashkela)
He said :"my eye on ya & on him , i'll count god not creat ya! (ya 3ayne
3leike w 3le bade e7sob alla ma khala2ik )"
I said :"look, my head doez not carry me (raseh mish 7emelne)
break da devil (ksor l shar) b4 da gupsy milk goez up (abel ma yotla3 7alib
l nawar);
Go pave da sea (balet l ba7er) & bleach from my face now ( rou7 min weje)"
Da man felt on hiz blood (7ass3a damo) & left da room .
In da truth , he poisoned my body very mush (samale badane);
But da gurl gave breakfast 2 my nervez (rawa2et a3sabe) .
she said "dt cary worry my life (ma te3tal ham 7ayete)
put ur handz in cold water(7et ideik b may berdeh)"
I told her "like my foot (metel ejreh) tell me r ya empty 2night?!(fadye l
leileh)"
She said " yes, i empty myself 4 ya " i told her "10 x my love , u r very
digestible!!(mahdoume)" >